Stuff You (hopefully) Only Hear in a Theater

• "Where's my blood rags?"
• "The leaves are under the table in a box marked 'mushrooms'"
• "Remind John to stay out of the orchard when the door's open"
• "We accidentally ate a prop in the lighting booth."
• "Will you check out my tail?"
• "Can you glue me?!"
• "I can't find my nose!"
• "Someone needs to plug in the wedding dress."
• "There is no such thing as Spain."
• "She needs a smaller pocket, inside the big pocket, so she can find her cheese."
• "Push out the giant Coco Puffs ahead of you."
• "One of my screws is loose."
• "My mustache really hurts."
• "The rats are having a hard time seeing where they're going."
  
• "Please don't eat the props!"